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Funny Cat Dad Shirt - Employed By The Cat

€26.64

Cat Dad. Employed by the cat. Paid in slow blinks. A funny cat dad shirt for every cat owner who works full time for a cat.

Bold retro letterpress typography in espresso brown and terracotta, finished with a tiny curled up sleeping cat and the official stamp: Official Staff • Household Division. A cat dad gift that gets the joke instantly.

Why cat dads love it

  • Relatable cat dad humor: no salary, no days off, just the occasional slow blink
  • Retro look that stands out from typical cat dad shirts
  • Comfort Colors heavyweight tee: 100% ringspun cotton, garment dyed for a soft, lived in feel
  • Relaxed, slightly oversized fit, perfect for the couch shift
  • Direct to garment printed on demand, made just for you

A great gift for cat dads
Birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, adoption anniversaries, or any cat owner who takes orders from a cat.

Details

  • Colors: White, Ivory, Butter, Chambray
  • Sizes: S to 4XL, see the size guide
  • Print: front, direct to garment
  • Care: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low

What does "paid in slow blinks" mean?
A slow blink from a cat is often seen as a sign of affection, so it is the only paycheck a cat dad really needs.

Does this cat dad shirt run large?
It has a relaxed, slightly oversized fit. Choose your usual size for a roomy look or size down for a snugger fit, and check the size guide.

Is it made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed on demand after you order. Shipping and delivery details are shown at checkout.

Made for cat people who nap. REST CLUB CO. - Official Uniform EST. 2026

Select color: Butter

Select size

More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Funny Cat Dad Shirt - Employed By The Cat Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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