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Funny Cat Hoodie: House Rules The Cat Decides No Appeals, Cat Meme Sweatshirt, Cat Owner Gift

$71.37 NZD

House rules. The cat decides. No appeals. If your cat has already made this policy official in your home, this funny cat hoodie makes it official everywhere else too.

Printed in bold retro letterpress type with a curled up cat icon and the stamp Official Policy, Effective Immediately, on a heavyweight fleece hoodie built for anyone living under strict feline management.

Why cat owners love it

  • Relatable cat meme humor every cat owner instantly recognizes
  • Heavyweight fleece hoodie with a soft brushed interior
  • Structured hood with matching drawstring and a roomy front kangaroo pocket
  • Relaxed, slightly oversized unisex fit
  • Direct to garment printed on demand, made just for you

A great gift for cat people

Birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings, or any cat owner who already knows exactly who runs the house.

Details

  • Colors available: Bone, Sky Blue, White
  • Sizes: S to 4XL, see the size guide
  • Print: full back, direct to garment
  • Care: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low

Does this hoodie run large?
It has a relaxed, slightly oversized fit. Choose your usual size for a roomy look or size down for a snugger fit, and check the size guide.

Is it made to order?
Yes. Every hoodie is printed on demand after you order. Shipping and delivery details are shown at checkout.

Made for households run by cats. REST CLUB CO. Official Uniform EST. 2026

Select color: Bone

Select size

More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Funny Cat Hoodie: House Rules The Cat Decides No Appeals, Cat Meme Sweatshirt, Cat Owner Gift Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.